letters from a gentleman

gina tron

April 14, 2013


Hello Gina,

It was nice meeting you at Eggolio’s Art Gala. I wanted to tell you that I am also an artist.

Now I haven’t painted anything yet but I plan on painting some pretty cool stuff and you will be happy to know that I have selected you as my unpaid art curator.

I see that you help people with press and that is what I would like you to do for me.

Now since I am a starving artist I will be unable to pay you. I also lack the energy to mouth the word thank you so the gratitude will have to come later.

I look forward to further discussing how you can benefit me.

April 14, 2013


Hello Gina,

I am eagerly waiting for a response from you.

I also wanted to tell you that I find you very sexually attractive ;) I don’t find you conventionally attractive, don’t get me wrong, but I would like to fondle your body and hopefully insert part of my body into yours. ;)

Please let me know when you are free, so that I can take you out for drinks. You will pay as I am a modern man. Then I will take you home. Here is a digital rose : @~~~

April 14, 2013


Dear Gina,

I am becoming disappointed. I expected you to write back by now. Why are you not doing what I want you to do?

April 16, 2013


I guess you are doing what everyone in this world does to me, which is be a bitch :(



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